19 hours ago · reblogged from vogner1791 · originally deadlyart · 349,965 notes ·
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the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.


Look, I’m all for female bodies. I own one. But guys can PEE STANDING UP.  And most of the time with out dribble.
They also have THESE THINGS:

I’m just saying. :9 yummmm

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19 hours ago · reblogged from vessel-of-ineptitude · originally tastefullyoffensive · 106,779 notes ·
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19 hours ago · reblogged from spooky-romanoff · originally onlylolgifs · 264,983 notes ·
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The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

19 hours ago · reblogged from spooky-romanoff · originally onlylolgifs · 189,552 notes ·
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baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive


3 days ago · reblogged from tp-h3 · originally sketchyurl · 3 notes ·
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I half way colored something yay!

COLORS! Yay!!! Aw Tammy… Why so sexy?

3 days ago · reblogged from tangytangie · originally tangytangie · 3 notes ·
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Lisa's wonderful dog, Jenny, was put down this early morning due to various health issues and old age. I didn't get to see much of her but she was a fun dog to be around. She was always so friendly and playful and generally acted like a puppy even though she wasn't. Jenny knew how to take care of Lisa too. If you so much as played roughly with her owner, Jenny would jump up and get defensive.

She was and will always be one of the coolest dogs I’ve ever known. May she rest in peace.

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My family dog Jenny was put down at a little before midnight.
She is admittedly the coolest and most sensitive pet I’ve had. She was a very good girl, and I’m going to miss that scruffy fluffy neck and soft velvety ears, and being greeted at the door by her with more enthusiasm than anyone of the people in the house.
I’m sad to see her leave, but now she isn’t wondering where my dad is anymore…
If my God does take animals too, then she is with my daddy, and I’m sure that makes her happy.

3 days ago · reblogged from vessel-of-ineptitude · originally vessel-of-ineptitude · 1 note ·
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I hate when people hug me while Im trying not to cry.

I’m sorry for hugging you when you did not want it.

3 days ago · reblogged from tp-h3 · originally tp-h3 · 6 notes ·
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My Asuka wig came today and I had to style it right away. I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA I LOVE THIS WIG SO DAMN MUCH.


4 days ago · reblogged from neopuff · originally verdigrie · 23 notes ·
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Can we talk about Tia and Rocket’s H2O T-shirts for a moment?

They’re so cute! Where are these characters from??